Definitions by Ibiz

Ugcloser 

When you spot a an 'attractive' girl from a distance, but when approached turns out to be ugly.

guy 1-"yo dude check out that fine broad over there"
(the girl walks by)
guy2- "Man that was one nasty fucking ugcloser bro"

guy-"Yo man look at that honey over there, I'm go get some."
girl-"Heey"
guy-"Damn girl, your an ugcloser!"

Ugcloser by Ibiz December 15, 2009