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jerk off bracelet 

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
jerk off bracelet by kopask January 22, 2015
Tuhi means lovable. A Hindu girl name. This person is sweet but it doesn't take time for her to be cold hearted. She dances with rain and enjoys music. Loves dancing. Is unique in every way. She has leadership qualities and doesn't fear anyone. She is the best person you'll meet. She cares for everyone but never shows it. She can be hurt but she'll smile always heartily. You have to read her eyes. A very good charming person .
Hey did you meet Sara?
" Yes" , she has such Tuhi qualities
TUHI by anonymous December 5, 2021

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!
She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!
A contraction of "you're jealous". Popularised in late 2010 alongside a macro of a man grinning. Sometimes written in greentext as "you jelly".
Person A: I've got a mosin nagant!
Person B: FUCK YOU MOSINS SUCK
Person A: ujelly?
ujelly by DRAC250 March 25, 2011

jovi punched 

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.
"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"
jovi punched by Boydo December 21, 2007
A fine ass bitch she is the best of friends with anyone. She is not to be taken for granted but she is not stuck up princess either. She will fight for what she loves. She will always be there when you need her. She is a sunkissed princess and not to be played with. She will fight you and anyone else if you lay a hand one her or anyone she loves.~Terriah
You: my bf left me
Terriah: WHERE TF HE AT

you: no it’s not that serious

Terriah:BITCH TELL ME NOOOWWW
Terriah by A.Baddie.named.Terriah January 5, 2019
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