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knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

bruce campbell 

The best b-movie actor ever. He's my favorite actor. He also has a big chin which is rad. He's best known for his one-liners in his movies.
Bruce Campbell is my favorite actor.
bruce campbell by James Grimmer September 18, 2005

Suckernut 

A half-Indian, half-Korean with a college paper to finish but procrastinates until the absolute last minute, even after resorting to energy drinks and food to stay up the entire night. Tends to also have a odd leg wound. From Milan.
"Hey man, finish your paper instead of being such a goddamn suckernut."
Suckernut by Kipan Maladia September 12, 2011

Dad Poem 

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Dad Poem by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.
wow sao is amazing
Sao by dawgystole January 19, 2022

Headquarters 

Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.
Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!
Headquarters by TZ November 15, 2006
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