Urban Dictionary
shower omelette
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
shower omelette by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
Internourettes
Internet tourettes
Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-
"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"
perhaps i've said too much.
Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-
"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"
perhaps i've said too much.
Social network status update- "I've become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having wank. True story"
Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"
Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"
Internourettes by Ajsneakerfreakersandwicheater November 5, 2012
florence, new jersey
The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.
florence, new jersey by stonersunite July 11, 2017
Fuccboi
Ring ring, ah, ring ring
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
F! (F!)
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!