2 definitions by Michael, from Maudlin High

The act of going to the gym without your usual workout buddy/buddies.

"Billy just canceled on me, I guess I'm going swolo tonight."

by Michael, from Maudlin High March 08, 2015

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 03, 2017

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