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Rasmus is the best guy you can ever meet. He is funny, smart and very loving. It's always amazing to talk to him and he will always be there for you. If you have a Rasmus as a boyfriend you are the luckiest person in the world. He is able to be a very romantic person but if the mood is right he's really good at making you horny. Rasmus has the greatest dick and the greatest personality. He is perfect in every way and the only thing that might be negative about him is his low self esteem. He is the best lover you can ever have.
"Hey, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Rasmus became my boyfriend today"
"Wow that's so lucky"
Rasmus by Karolina2007 November 22, 2021

Loub Job 

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Loub Job by Nora Wrana December 9, 2008

Botterill pour 

4 Botterill pours and you are unconscious
He went for the fourth Botterill pour; at that point we grabbed him a pillow and let him sleep it off
Botterill pour by Tonkatoythom September 22, 2021

18 febuary 

18 February is a day where the most cutest hottest guy is born on he has great humour and is forgiving

Me : hey when's ur birthday

Him: 18 February,why?
Me:oh !no wonder , I.. Think ur cute

18 FEBUARY
18 febuary by Kkkkkkqiii February 12, 2022
The king of all discord user, he can and WILL date your mother. Beware.
Did you log onto discord?
Yeah man, there was a tanmay there, scared the life outta me.
Tanmay by swaggerguruji November 26, 2021

Honking Bilbo 

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.
Honking Bilbo by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021

Ho Phone 

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.
Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
Ho Phone by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010
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