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An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly:

Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.

Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?

Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
Dewey by Habitual Deweyer April 18, 2010
Also spelled jewed. In refrence to how the jews were treated before and during WWII by the Nazi regime. Indicates being treated terribly. Can also signify having being beaten at something horribly.
"Man I've neve seen someone play like that. You got Jewed by a n00b.
jew'd by Freefall January 14, 2005

yingjian 

Yingjian is a really rare chinese boy who plays support. And his adc star is NevaEvaLeva who has a really big dick, oma gash.
Yingjian is a dude who you dont fuck with too, cause if you fk with him he will fk you. or smth like this
Yingjian is really cool
yingjian by tirdne August 18, 2017

Snotboxing 

Sneezing into a mask
It’s so hard to take an N95 off to sneeze; it’s snotboxing me so hard.
Snotboxing by BigB115 February 17, 2022

Mickey Mouse 

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.
Mickey Mouse by Joeboyisboring August 26, 2021

silicone rodeo

When a person with a vagina engages in masturbation atop a silicone dong. Suction cup and flat surface preferred, but not required.
I'm so tired. I spent all night at the silicone rodeo.
silicone rodeo by X52495the2nd June 12, 2018
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