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piercing 

a precisely placed hole in the human body put their by someone who has hopefully trained a long time. Often owned by whiney,ungrateful people who aren't going to look after it and wouldn't dream of tipping their piercer though they'll happily tip a bartender for cracking the lid off a Budweiser.
Wow, that piercing didn't hurt a bit, well bye.
piercing by Painless Phil August 10, 2004
Super good at sex. Amazing ass and tits with a pretty face. Freaks in bed but super kind people. Funny and hard working. Goddess in bed and all together the hottest person out
Analyse is my girlfriend
Analyse by yetteddd July 4, 2019

Professor Gooch 

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
Professor Gooch by Tinytaint July 6, 2025

Cool Patrol 

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
Cool Patrol by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017
Noun: A strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure, or hostility in a Boston accent.

Verb:Fill (someone) with such a feeling; provoke anger in a Boston accent.
"Zazu": "Frankie's got wicked anga issues!"

"Sully": "You're retawded."

"Zazu": "You awe!"
anga by shoopspawn September 23, 2012

October 18 

October 18 is the day you officially confess your feelings to the individual you call your crush
October 18 by ABCcocainefrow October 17, 2019
a person that has allot of sex with people that are really attractive and they are usally named ted
Ted: lets have sex

Hot person: sure X lover
X lover by funny stuff u nab December 2, 2019
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