The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.

The best web browser around, maybe even ever. Comes pre-installed with Windows, and has awesome features built into it, such as a popup blocker, private browsing, and link scanning. Definitely the top of the line in terms of technology, compared to its rivals.

Competitors include Firefox, Opera, and Google Chrome, but they all take up way too much memory, and have a bunch of useless "add-ons" that you have to install just to do basic stuff such as block popups. These addons frequently cause browser crashes, and become outdated whenever the browser updates. IE8 comes with all of these features from the start, and the addons it has never cause problems. Internet Explorer can also view 99% of all websites with no problem, while these other guys are incompatible with half of the websites out there.

Some douches out there will dis Internet Explorer, but usually these guys are just butthurt Mac fans who are jealous of Microsoft's popularity - so don't listen to them, Internet Explorer is the best.

a tall blonde irish boy most likely to be sitting in the corner

A jerk who’s terrible at school and has no friends. She usually gets into fights, and no one likes her. She also looks weird and is always making a weird face. Her only friends are people who are sexually attracted to shoes, and people that eat deodorant. You never wanna meet her, because she’s just that trashy of a person.

To rub your head or cheek on someones upper body, for example the back or chest.

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.