Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009

RYFI

A term usually used by a frustrated tech support, help desk, or other product support person that involves explaining a procedure previously illustrated in the Instructions that came with the product that the user either threw out or ignored.

Pronounced "riffee"

Customer: How do I turn on my laptop?

Tech Support: Ryfi!

Customer: What's ryfi?

Tech Support: Did you read the instructions, sir?

RYFI by Jeb Vial December 30, 2007

CPC

CPC is the abbreviation of "Corner Post Crew" - a group of people who sit at the front of Bay 31 at the Sydney Football stadium and are supporters of Sydney FC. The name alludes to the group's proximity to the corner flag.

I stand in the Cove for Sydney FC home games.

Oh really? I sit in the CPC.

Where's that?

Front of Bay 31 buddy.

CPC by Stephan Keller October 31, 2010

notum

Its not so much part of the asshole as it is the name for the 'hole' cavity itself.

That guys notum is ripped!

notum by davey bowe November 6, 2007

Pushing P

The best way I can explain it is it something that happens to you that’s fucking lit that you didn’t directly caused

“I went to the coffee shop today to get a Cup of coffee and not only did I get a cup of coffee but the barista ended up sucking me off too”

“Damn bruh your Pushing P”

Pushing P by FDR Preacher February 9, 2022

finglepock

(noun) A disturbingly sloppy or unhygienic act of physical intimacy, often involving excessive fluids, awkward angles, and an unsettling lack of self-awareness.

“I like being finglepocked because ima. faggot”

finglepock by igetmorepussyinfortnitethanydo January 12, 2025

Aquirea

That’s my mfkin name foo

Ouu that’s Aquirea ova there

Aquirea by Shit shit October 3, 2021

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