To eat with the loudest possible decibels and most disgusting mouth action ever know to man kind. Usually children owned by parents without table manners. Also a favorite of the elderly in community cafes. On rare occasions you will witness yopping by upstanding pillars of the community who often 'disappear' a few weeks later under mysterious circumstances.

When you have take a shit and have no toilet paper, you slap the water, and then slap your asshole to clean it.

Teslap is like “slug bug” but with Tesla. When you see a Tesla, you slap the nearest person and say the color. The person who says and/or slaps first is wins and they car cannot be called again.

If there are multiple people in the car, it can be fun to target one person if they are being an asshole. You can also play strictly with the people that are in your area in the car - for example, passenger and driver play together and the people in the back play, but people in the back seat cannot play with the driver or passenger. This is because the front seats can have an advantage of sight.

it can be used however you want

1. (n.) One who hates on metal bands
2. (v.) The act of being a TOTAL dick and loving band that suck like Culture Vulture/StepCousins/TheChandails/DyerMayhem/and Galante's "band"
3. (v.) The act of giving a band an alaskan pipeline (see: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline)

Receiving anal sex while urinating on a Russian hooker.