How to tell if you're an idiot

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.

The guy who owns an iPhone and wants everyone to know. For him, it's a status symbol that he can afford a $150 phone. Whenever anyone asks a question to which the answer is unclear, always responds "let me check my iPhone."

The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.

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For saying the match, or people you are fighting is going to be difficult or require enough focus to make you sweat.