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Oxfoliate 

The action of someone trying to polish lies and make them into delusional truths but fails.
"Oxfoliate your lips to make them look plump and full"

"It's exfoliate and they still look crusty"
Oxfoliate by UnmumsyMusings December 4, 2017
being ugly can posses the literal meaning of simply being an unattractive person physically. it can also mean that the actions or decisions you are making are unfavorable or just inconvenient. ugly as in, you're not doing the right thing or your just commiting negative moves.
hey whats up, still down to chill at 4:20 like you said ?
ah, bruh, i got a dentist appointment, prolly not gonna be able to till 6.
wow, your ugly !
ugly by NC704 May 11, 2016

funky cold medina 

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.
"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"
e-cite: to pass something off as genuine knowledge or understanding or research by quickly googling it.
Sam: what is Vatican Roulette?

(Jamie quickly goes to a corner with his blackberry and returns in a minute)

Jamie: dude, dont you know? Ats another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Sam: dude, u didnt know that u just ecited it, u fukr!
ecite by Ultracrazy February 21, 2011

disbroody 

Someone who does not want to raise children.
My sister is my favorite baby sitter, but she's rather disbroody, and won't be having any of her own children.
disbroody by Nada Nom August 13, 2021

Byrons Law 

A law through which you attest to existence of the law known as byrons law
Byrons Law by ahul December 6, 2020
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