Definitions by UnmumsyMusings

Oxfoliate

When a person tries to polish a turd and fails to make it look pretty.

Oxfoliating a rough surface, instead of exfoliating.

Did you see Joanne trying to oxfoliate exfoliate her lips? But they still look minging!

Merch

The action of someone trying to polish lies and make them into delusional truths but fails.

"Oxfoliate your lips to make them look plump and full"

"It's exfoliate and they still look crusty"

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