An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An
awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are
made of
huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.
1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What
the fuck is that?
2 Dude, horsebone
rules.
3 Remember kids before you run with
scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?