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Fissedasapartman 

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)
1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.
Short for apartments.
Yo dave, have you found any good deals on apmts recently? I heard that broker Renfrow has some solid options.
apmts by anonymous January 4, 2021

airbetting

poker slang; a player who fires chips at a small pot with nothing except the intention to pick up the blinds
please stop airbetting, this is an important game for me.
airbetting by JTre March 13, 2012
A nice guy who has a great fashion sense and is a metro sexual. He likes to wash his face lots and moisturize and wear sunscreen even though it is winter. Although he does this he is still a great ladies man.
Guy 1: Why are you so pale

Guy 2: I put on sunscreen

Guy 1: Oh you're such a Greven
Greven by Flagellah May 28, 2013

Tully Blanchard 

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.
He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!
1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares
"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"
midget by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006

Nice Person 

when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close?

Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....

Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?

Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.

Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!

Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?

Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?

Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!

Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.

Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked!

Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway?

Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.

Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?

Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
Nice Person by Jads September 29, 2008
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