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The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.
When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.
The Day dump by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006
A great handsome man with the biggest schlong known to mankind. This specimen's habitat is located in a 50's nostalgic enviroment with Chuck Berry and Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly Rockabilly music blasting through his house. A predator to many specimens, in fact joki055s favorite prey are the "Tony" or "Toney" specimen, the "Tony" or "Toney" specimen fears and envy's joki055s great ability to get more women than "Tony" or "Toney" would ever dream of. On the daily joki055 likes to spend his time making fine love to young women so much that they end up dying of a heart attack on how great the sexual intercourse was, that sadly is the only sad downside to this great specimen
Becky: Omg Christine died last night!

Sharone: How did she die?

Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably a "joki055".

Sharone: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. That man is totally a "joki055"
joki055 by The Wandering Wop March 1, 2019
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A term coined by Heli used to describe Mike being a fucking nerd
Heli said Mike's a KANDBNSZ, meaning that Mike (subject) is (verb) a fucking (adj) nerd (adj).
KANDBNSZ by crimsonkoteto May 21, 2022
A twig is the name for a cell phone. One can all another's twig, or send a text message, or 'nine,' to a fellow brother's twig, and even more, one can drop a voicemail or '86' on a brosef's twig.
John does not carry around his twig, so he never picks up my calls. What an amatuer
twig by J Wall May 17, 2007

Chain_whorereaction 

Is when one hoe gives her hoeness to an innocent to be hoe woman.
Woman: you a hoe now
Innocent bystander: oh no i have been chain whored well you can't stop the Chain_whorereaction
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