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Also known as krokettenman

To fail something that should be very easy not to mess up.

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

Beyonce being her fine self and enjoying some watermelon on a hot summer's day. Most likely alongside her husband, Jay-Z and their daughter, Blue Ivy.