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pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.