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Ivan Alan Flores 

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
Ivan Alan Flores by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

Alphafed 

A term used to refer CIA, FBI, NSA or any other Federal Agencies with Alphabet Letters as acronyms.
"Alphafed is a general term for all federal groups because they use alphabet letters"
Alphafed by Ronald Lee June 14, 2023

butt cheek fuck

Also known as an assjob, the act of fucking a girl's butt cheeks without penetration similar to a tit fuck but with the butt cheeks.
The girl I was out with last night, had such a nice bubble butt and she let me butt cheek fuck her in bed.
butt cheek fuck by jimmyjj1 February 23, 2011
when a person is milked dry of some kind of material.
"Rebecca used up all her ex's money. Now he's nothing but bones.."
bones by utochmytralala December 12, 2023
Reece
The expert at epock games , yo have u heard about reece
Reece by Hatefurrys April 17, 2019

phalloid 

A big fat hairy penis with no balls
Oh baby, shove your phalloid right there where it hurts.
phalloid by xachooxblessxyoux February 26, 2008

Matzo Balling 

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Matzo Balling by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018