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Christian Hug 

Noun. A hug from a member of the church clergy or staff to a member of the congregation in a manner that intentionally maintains distance from any private parts or unwanted contact.

Used especially by responsible adult leaders of youth programs where contact must be strictly controlled, so the leadership runs little to no risk of being branded a priest.
Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer: "I think you're awesome, Female Teenager at the Church. Give me a good Christian Hug."

Female Teenager at the Church: "Thanks, Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer. You don't creep me out like the guys at my old church did. You rock."
Christian Hug by KJ275 March 3, 2010
being hit hard by and object or person
"If you don't shut up, I'm finna dounka you! Periodt"- Cari said to her niece
Dounka by Cari Harris March 5, 2020
someone with a large penis
my best friend bobga has a large penis
bobga by bobga September 21, 2020
me

pls

:)
son:what do you want for dinner

mom: fuck me please :)
fuck by bigpeepeeonly February 7, 2019
When something is desired by someone, but the thing is never going to happen, due to the lack of everything which is required.
-Have you ever heard of the wannabe president?
-Donald Trump?
Wannabe by KAnimals April 30, 2016

Appalachian Creek Manatee 

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.
As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.
A mixture of the anti-psychotic prescription pill Quetiapine and cocaine. Snorting Quetiapine gets you super drunk off otherwise small amounts of alcohol, as such mixing it with coke is a good time (and quite dangerous).
Wanna rail some q-balls? ...Yeah brah, lets get fucked up.

Check out quetiapine on erowid

wiki- "Q-Ball" is a colloquialism for quetiapine
Q-ball by Dr Neal Callaghan February 5, 2014
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