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Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant
"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

stomach druff 

Ejaculates that have dried on one's stomach and flake off with a dandruff-like effect.
John tends to pass out after masturbating and when he finally wakes up he has to scratch the stomach druff off of himself.
stomach druff by bralikzandr January 8, 2008

Jerky jerker 

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
Jerky jerker by Repeatswitch August 25, 2022
A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.
Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
Joey by xMrSprinkles56x January 6, 2010

dickterectomy 

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.
"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."
Its whatever you want it to be to get a little boost!
When you kiss your aunt and its unexpectedly juicy, get some good old pookie
Pookie by LittlePookie November 19, 2020
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