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:C 

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An extremely sad face.
Britney won't have sex with me.

:C
:C by smellymax November 30, 2004
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Dicknailed 

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Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.
Dicknailed by THEword 14 September 17, 2016
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MAC 

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mean ass crab
that hoe mac neilson is one mean ass crab, i see why he called mac
MAC by goatbehavior1 March 9, 2020
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Saucy Puppet Show 

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When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"
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Dusty Pond

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Little dick bitch who bailed on poker on December 20th, 2025
Hey man, wanna come play cards with the boys?
No, I think I'm gonna Dusty Pond it tonight.
Dusty Pond by Meow999 December 12, 2025
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The Juicer

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When a male is about to cum the female places here flat palm on the top of his penis, rotating back and forth until all his fluids are squeezed out of him. Similar to an orange being juiced.
"Did you see McCormack come back last night?" "Yeah he must've got the juicer because he could barely walk."
The Juicer by Juiceme90 May 28, 2021
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