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Trussonomics 

When you shit the bed at the earliest opportunity. To tank your economy at the earliest opportunity using regressive and policies historically proven not to work. To enrich your friends and donors at the expense of the tax payer. To express complete ignorance of all fiscal responsibility and the complexities of governing a country.
Holy Fuck, Liz and Kwasi's fiscal policies are going to destroy the British economy. What are we going to call it? Trussonomics.
Trussonomics by McFudge2015 September 23, 2022
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Wan Buy DVD?!?!

A sentence used by a crazy chinese man who can't speak English who approaches you out of nowhere asking if you would want to buy a DVD that he filmed in the cinema.
Mike Rotch: *walking down the road normally*

Chinese Man: *approaches Mike* Hey You! Man Wiv White Face!!!! Wan Buy DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Mike Rotch: No dude back off.
Wan Buy DVD?!?! by JumpDaClifff October 30, 2011

Metro POS 

Metro POS

Metro POS, the POS standing for "piece of $hit" is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that Metro PCS has to offer. A common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get crappy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.

Often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.
Guy 1: "I called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was CrAzY at the bar...you missed a good time!"

Guy 2: "Dammit! I was just at home sitting on the couch watching UFC, my phone didn't even ring!!! Damn Metro POS!"
Metro POS by Sweet_Melissa March 15, 2011

Snaildrive

The hard disk drive (HDD) of a computer that also has a smaller solid state drive (SSD). Often a part of budget gaming PC builds that can't fully rely on faster SSD technology due to budget costs. These PC's often use a small and more affordable SSD for the operating system for a fast boot up time with space for a few games as well. Care must be taken to not overwhelm this drive or else risk the BSOD! As mentioned before there is an HDD to expand this space although it is much slower hence the name.
The file size of Ark Survival Evolved was so massive that I had to put it on my larger but slower Snaildrive! God am I so poor!
Snaildrive by Dingafoot December 31, 2023
A Gymbryo, pronounced (jem•breeoh) is the mixture of the word “gym” and “embryo” and it is someone who has recently started going to the gym and has not yet made gainz.
Swoley: Damn bro, look at those tiny arms!

Tiny: Hey! I just started going to the gym. I’m still a gymbryo.
Gymbryo by Beanbag505 December 16, 2021

Idiot Explorer 

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".
Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?
Idiot Explorer by edw007 May 18, 2014
BJ5000 automated power wank dream vase
When your mate’s Mum changes the water in your new BJ5000 vase and you realise you have already topped it up during the night… #PowerPlay #ElectricDreams #ElectricCreams #BigToeChester
BJ5000 by MarcusExiles July 22, 2021