A feminist is a person who believes that men and women are equal (though not necessarily the same), and should be entitled to equal rights, equal treatment, and equal opportunity.

A muggy one

When the woman who birthed you starts trending on FB with her baps out.

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.

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A person who uses Urban Dictionary to prove a point and doesn't known what an oxymoron is.