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A bowag is a long length of bodily fluid which is usually suspended from the fingers and then flicked away.

Generally bowags are made from nasal mucus as salava alone is not usually strong enough to form a good bowag unless there is a head cold present. Bowags can be started in one of two ways.

1. Grab a thick piece of snot from a nostril and slowly pull as much mucas as possible. If attached to a clinger they may be some nostril tickling and uncontrolable eye twitching. A good bowag can be made at this point but the goal is to get the snot to break from your nose and then 'drip' from the fingers without breaking. Et Voila, a bowag is formed which can be nurtured or discarded.

2. Stick one finger on one side of your nose to close the nostril and blow hard. Cup you hands and catch the mucus in your fingers. Continue as above.

Once a bowag has been made it can be flicked onto a overhanging object of your choice. This inturn becomes a stringy bowag which are usually much longer than a standard bowag due to the extra height from point of origin and the floor. When flicking care must be taken so the bowag does not become entangled with oneself.

Bowags should never be made of poo.
Man I just pulled a 2' bowag from my snout.

That bowag is going to drop any minute and land on that nun's head.

Dude that is a class A bowag!
Bowag by Mark Townsend May 16, 2008

Zero Requiem 

A plan set forth by Lelouch Lamperouge that is meant to bring the world peace.

1. Gather the world's hatred to self
2. Die
3. ????
4. Profit
Suzaku kills Lelouch, thus completing Zero Requiem.
Zero Requiem by Hallway Kun January 20, 2009

Sashalee 

Love her own company

Have mostly guy friends
When she love you she love u a 100%
Sashalee is one of the person in my life
Sashalee by anonymous November 26, 2021

shrimpcocked 

To have an object of importance be placed on the floor or on the opposite side of you in the middle of an assignment or conversation followed by the wordsget shrimpcocked”
Get shrimpcocked” “you just got shrimpcocked”
shrimpcocked by Shrimp_cock69 October 12, 2021
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BOP by abceasyaz123 May 11, 2024
Oliver is the type of person who is really nice to the people he dates. But mean to other people, He's nice to his friends, His partner's friends and/or child. He's a really sweet person, and usually really easy to talk to. He will say things to you nice, depending on who you are to him. He's bullied, but very nice, He has curves often, with curly hair, and has a pretty good sense in style. He can be quite sexual, but prefers cuddles and kisses. He's been in a lot of relationships, and most don't treat him right. He's often quite bullied by his dad, ( sometimes can be his mom though. ) He's trans probably, and Gay or Bi. That's Oliver for you!
"Oliver's such a sweetheart."
Oliver by Alanor November 12, 2022

jessica simpson 

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