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A bowag is a long length of bodily fluid which is usually suspended from the fingers and then flicked away.

Generally bowags are made from nasal mucus as salava alone is not usually strong enough to form a good bowag unless there is a head cold present. Bowags can be started in one of two ways.

1. Grab a thick piece of snot from a nostril and slowly pull as much mucas as possible. If attached to a clinger they may be some nostril tickling and uncontrolable eye twitching. A good bowag can be made at this point but the goal is to get the snot to break from your nose and then 'drip' from the fingers without breaking. Et Voila, a bowag is formed which can be nurtured or discarded.

2. Stick one finger on one side of your nose to close the nostril and blow hard. Cup you hands and catch the mucus in your fingers. Continue as above.

Once a bowag has been made it can be flicked onto a overhanging object of your choice. This inturn becomes a stringy bowag which are usually much longer than a standard bowag due to the extra height from point of origin and the floor. When flicking care must be taken so the bowag does not become entangled with oneself.

Bowags should never be made of poo.
Man I just pulled a 2' bowag from my snout.

That bowag is going to drop any minute and land on that nun's head.

Dude that is a class A bowag!
Bowag by Mark Townsend May 16, 2008
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Stringy Bowag 

A bowag which is incredibly long which has been released from the fingers, usually fixed to an overhang or from the fingers of a very tall person.

The Jedi art of mastering the stringy bowag is to make one form a long continuous drip from ceiling to floor. Over traits of a good bowag is its ability to drip more than once and thus placing random passers by under risk of random drippage.
Man have you ever seen a stringy bowag so long

That stringy bowag is going to drop at any minute
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Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Boowagee 

Adjective: can be used to describe anything of your choice. Can be positive or negative based on the situation.

Can replace any adjective.
Bro 1- I met a girl last night at a bar, and she gave me the wrong number
Bro 2- That’s boowagee!

Girl 1- I lost 20 pounds
Girl 2- OMG that’s boowagee

Girl: I’m breaking up with you
Boy: Well that’s boowagee.
Boowagee by Ojrejs November 5, 2018

malcom boag 

plays bass bad like a freak
malcom boag by eat me May 8, 2005

Bonagorgeous 

Something done in the style of the world's greatest latin teacher. Also describes Cicero.
Mr. Bonagura thinks that Cicero is bonagorgeous.
Bonagorgeous by Harold135 April 16, 2009