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Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
BMP by b00zy July 2, 2006

translaser 

1. The founding technology used in creating a transdoor.
1. Translaser subspace fields
3. Transdoor generation of entities
3. The translaser flux
translaser by Victor Darnell Hadnot September 4, 2004
1. To be the person being made out with.

2. To be the person being attacked.
Susan became the maul-ee in the situation where Ted decided it was time for a make out session.
Maul-ee by vintage.meep October 15, 2009

Amazon Roulette 

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.
Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.
Amazon Roulette by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022
A guy that fucks your mom until she cant walk anymore..
Art is soo hot..
Art by thommyphill November 21, 2021
You realized you deserve a break today, and it’s the closest thing to home. So, you order online, because it’s a whole new way to love McDonalds. You get there and realize, they have messed up your entire order. They apologize, and quickly try to remake your Mcorder…. While you are waiting, you think to yourself… Do I still believe in magic? I just want to feed my inner child, because there’s a little McDonalds in everyone… but I just want to enjoy more, and get down with something good, RIGHT NOW. You’re tired, you have the munchies, and you just want your damn Happy Meal. The McDonalds manager and the rest of the staff are doing everything they can to get your order completed, because they love to see you smile. But it’s not quick enough, it’s taking far too long… you act like a McNut, as you lose your McMind. You call 911, and smash up the fast food restaurant, making a big McMess, all because you got MCMAD!
911? Yes, I need you to come to the Lakeland McDonalds right away! They messed up my order, I just want my Happy Meal. It’s taking forever and I’m MCMAD.
McMad by (^• @ •^) May 28, 2022
Felitz is an anomolous phenomenon in the source code of an obscure Linux distro. Through a freakish turn of events he was transposed from tens of millions of lines of code into flesh and blood. He spends his days searching for a way back into the machine, mechanistically creating billions of lines of code... He also enjoys creating maps for computer games. Some say these maps are recreations of the only mental images he has left of his true, binary home.
Felitz is at it again, he just programmed an entire operating system in his sleep.
Felitz by Zeebs February 21, 2005
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