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Felitz is an anomolous phenomenon in the source code of an obscure Linux distro. Through a freakish turn of events he was transposed from tens of millions of lines of code into flesh and blood. He spends his days searching for a way back into the machine, mechanistically creating billions of lines of code... He also enjoys creating maps for computer games. Some say these maps are recreations of the only mental images he has left of his true, binary home.
Felitz is at it again, he just programmed an entire operating system in his sleep.
Felitz by Zeebs February 21, 2005
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That annoying couple that does not vaccinate their children, believes in alternative medicine and essential oils. Not to be confused with absolute retards who are simultaneously wankers. These are the kind of people that truly beliefs that the sun shines out of their asshole. They view life as a half glass full, when they should be looking at the glass half empty because they did a liberal arts degree, or absolutely sucked academically. Not to worry, they will view it as half empty when they turn 40 and they loss their firstborn due to being unvaccinated and died of common flu.
Oh that couple is such a Felizach that makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out and Norwegian steam engine the wife with the husband watching.
Felizach by The Educators June 28, 2019
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feliz jueves

A Hispanic meme. This phrase is used when it is Thursday and you want to wish someone a happy day. comes from the anime 'Evangelion' when the nibber of Asuka says it.
- Hey, what day is today?
- Today is Thursday

-...
-...
both: FELIZ JUEVES
feliz jueves by A nibbabba January 30, 2020

Feliz Navidad 

Spanish for Merry Christmas.
Feliz Navidad by UrbanTony December 24, 2008
The most amazing beautiful soul you will ever experience. Extreme blissful happiness surround this being wherever she goes. There's none quite like her nor anyone that can bring the enjoyment and contentment achieved around her. Its like eating the perfect brownie while drinking a glass of milk cuddled up in your favorite blanket watching the best movie ever at the end of a long day where you got everything you wanted accomplished. Truly a friend to cherish and keep for life. She will know before you tell her and call you out on the real but keeps it fun and light without all the drama. You wont be able to replace her or upgrade from her. Truly she is a one of a kind and if she touched a life be prepared to help her ward ofc the ones from the past that did her wrong. They will forever regret losing her and probably stalk her forever bc they crave that beautiful feeling they get when around her. She is strong but delicate be prepared to rescue her from time to time and defend her as she does not like confrontation.
Felize is like a rose bush beautiful, leaves a distinct memory and fills your soul, however try and isolate those blooms and the thorns will get you.
felize by Juju777 March 31, 2020

Los Feliz Foot Rub 

The act of foot to genital stimulation. This will end in a sticky mess if done correctly. Alcohol is usually involved.
Savko just gave me a Los Feliz Foot Rub. I think she gave athletes cock if you know what I mean.
A name, usually for a female, meaning happy in Spanish. This person would be a happy, funny, amazing person who can make you smile at the mention of her name! She is one of those people whose presence you miss after she leaves, making you want to text or call or meet up with her sometime later. She loves to laugh and her laughter is most definitely contagious.
Feliza-*laughing*
You-*can't help but laugh*

FELIZ NAVIDAD! FELIZ NAVIDAD. FELIZ NAVIDAD, (some words)
Feliza by PastelPinkIsYourMom December 7, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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