Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.

"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

A brown stylish man. Strong and gets all the girls. Fearless worrier

A meat snack consisting of a large patty of spiced mince beef and/or pork coated in a traditional crumb coating. Spice burgers can be cooked in a variety of ways but are usually deep fried. When cooked their coating turns a ginger or orange colour. They are made and eaten mostly in Ireland and are difficult to find outside of that country.

Kowsism is a political party started in Germany to support their supreme leader of goofiness, Kowsy.

Tegan is an asian with possibly a mohawk or long hair he's very skinny and loves dank memes and prefers his twitter friends over his irl friends that's been with him since 4th grade and moved to California and rarely text back