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Two girls who are gorgeous mostly to be name Mia and Iva, they are kind but if you get on their bad side you are done for! They enjoy to bully heartbroken emo kids in their spare time, they enjoy making fun of everyone and anyone, they are crazy and the life of a party. They are really good pranksters so you have to be careful with them!!! One second they’re your bestfriend but…screw them over and your life will be ruined. They enjoy making fake accounts and trolling the ladies. Many think they’re mental but really they’re just too cool for you to understand.
you: I want to be just like Miva! I want to find myself a friend that could be just like them so we could all the fun and crazy stuff they do.
Miva by MIVAA April 1, 2022
A crack head. Ice Cube used the word clucker back in his NWA days
. .. but in called a klucker
klucker by SoClean December 28, 2005

Sperm Crusher 

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"
After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.
Sperm Crusher by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011

OVO Cordae A$AP 

This is the acronym for 3 rappers - Drake ,Rocky , Cordae. The entity of some of the most important rappers alive. The fusion of charisma into one another.
He is such an OVO CORDAE A$AP. OMG
OVO Cordae A$AP by HellCat$ September 17, 2020

Chilaxen 

Chilaxen by Jazmin July 6, 2003
POSITIVE
A sweetly-scented pod used to flavour sweet foodstuffs and drinks; as well as being a common note in perfumes.

NEUTRAL
See Positive
Also: A term used to describe someone not involved in the BDSM community]

NEGATIVE (Mostly about women, but can also apply to men)
A person who is at least one of the following
+Unadventurous (In everyday life and/or sexually)
+Only follows the mainstream or whatever is popular with their friends
+Overtly concerned with not being seen as a loser to their outside world i.e. No admittance to having social flaws, only consuming the "right" brands and being seen in the "right" places in the "right" clothes with the "right" face for the surroundings and their friends. More often than not, "right" seems to approximate to being grown-up and/or sophisticated
+Not interested in broadening their mind
+Prudish
+Superficial
+A sheep
+innocuous on the outside but can - ALTHOUGH NOT ALWAYS - actually be an obnoxious gossip
+Believes the opposite sex is completely alien and acts in a pathetic way about them {For an example, see^}
+Plays thick and/or genuinely is dumb
+Tends to do the same things
+Go to the "right" kind of nightclub and then bleat about how they only play a good song every half hour
+Plays up to gender roles which are dictated to them somehow, somewhere, and for no good reason
+Apathetic about current issues that affect them, or pretends to be
POSITIVE: "Mmmm! Vanilla milkshake... my favourite."

NEUTRAL: *someone talking to a kinkier friend* "Eh, I'm not into being hogtied by my lover... I'm just an old-fashioned romantic vanilla guy like that."

Vanilla is one of the base notes in Hypnotic Posion by Dior
NEGATIVE 1:
Essie: ^"Oh my god! He told me he'd call me yesterday, but he didn't. Does that mean he doesn't like me?"

OR "Why are guys so weird? What the hell do they THINK about?"

OR "I wish I lived in the 19th century, because then I'd be comfortable marrying for money"

OR "Have you seen - e.g. - The Inbetweeners OR Coronation Street OR F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?

Emma (If she had the guts to voice her thoughts) I DON'T KNOW! YOU ASK HIM! Ugh, *WHY* are vanilla girls so weird? How do guys ever find them remotely attractive?

OR Yikes, bit of a Barlow girl attitude there!

OR Eh, I've seen few episodes/No, I don't watch it (because it's bloody boring and represents how dull this vanilla society is)!

NEGATIVE 2:
This vanilla society does not accept polyamoury and considers everything you do away from your partner to be cheating. Marriage, commitment and monogamy are what matters to the vanilla.

NEGATIVE 3: My boyfriend OR girlfriend is really crap in bed - (s)he's *so* vanilla
Vanilla by _:_:_ July 3, 2012

AntiCausticosis

The event where mushrooms, through an error in their natural biology, emit a caustic acid. This acid, although related to Caustic Soda use in refinieries, has the reverse effect of Caustic Soda. It is a rare phenomenon. The mushrooms has usually been exposed to a higher than normal dose of radiation or an irradiated substance. Irradiated fungicide will usually cause this. It is recommended that if you are to venture near these mushrooms, wear a radiation suit.
An example for Anticausticosis is not needed here.
AntiCausticosis by PHR4G March 16, 2009
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