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Phantom Shitter 

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"
Phantom Shitter by The Informant99 January 3, 2012
See shithole. Place in Oregon overinfested by hicks and ignorant slobs. Wait, that's the same thing. The home of the one cool Drain native, Tim George.
Drain? Hey, I've driven through there once. Isn't that nothing but a main street and a high school.
Drain by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004
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"That new café with the retro decor is so lodd!" It's used to highlight something that stands out in an interesting and appealing way.
lodd by bill counter July 4, 2024
Is a new up coming rapper he’s 14 year old
RichMan is gonna be rich

the Deathseeker 

The greatest warrior on this or any other world,
Invincible in combat and master of the sword.
Leader of the council of nine.

He shall lead the armies of light when the powers of the dark rise and only he can defeat them, he is our salvation from the apocolpse
matt: "E ec dra linca uv dra Tayracaagan ehlynhyda!"

(i am the curse of the deathseeker incarnate)

trvxpical..chqrz 

A bad b who doesn’t smell like feet (take notes Donald trump)
I’m a Trvxpical..chqrz :)
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