chensung
chensung by Napping_Strawberry May 17, 2019
Urban Dictionary
Darlow/Darlowed
To copy and obtain another’s items to be like them, to skip songs half way through, to steal people’s jokes and make them unfunny, to repeat another persons words
Darlow/Darlowed- You got Darlowed, he bought the same car as you and called it the same name
Darlow- He said that a second ago and you made it unfunny
Darlow- He said that a second ago and you made it unfunny
Darlow/Darlowed by citroenc1 September 20, 2018
kytzi
Kytzi is a nice woman who will make you laugh and usually sends lots of selfies and texts a lot but is overall very nice. Call her kit kat as a joke though, she'll usually laugh.
kytzi by CrazyItalian1636 November 5, 2023
LAMO
Person 1:why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 1:To Get to the other SIDE!
Person 2:LAMO your so funny
Person 1:To Get to the other SIDE!
Person 2:LAMO your so funny
Shield
1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Shield by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Sammich
Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack
Sammich by Irishninja 01 April 17, 2011