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Helmet shiner 

Someone who licks 🍆 tips
Helmet shiner by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020

Plugging 

The act of sticking your finger inside the hole on top of a penis, jacking it off, letting pressure build up, and pulling out, so the come shoots all over.
Did you see Jaron plugging Tim?
Plugging by Fanky January 13, 2006

swap sweeties

What you and yer best buddy eventually do after --- having partaken of one or more delightful foursome-sessions wif yer main squeezes --- you both have come to realize dat you each find da other's soulmate to be more compatible wif yer preferences. (Extra points, of course, if you both agree to still share yer gals wif each other even after said "trade".) For example, maybe:
(1) da other dude has a thicker penis, but his own gal has a tighter vagina than yer own honey's, and so he and yer girlfriend find dat his thrusting inside of her is more comfortable and satisfying, or
(2) yer buddy's chunky-statured chick has extra-full rounded breasts dat you absolutely cannot get enough of, whereas yer kisses-craving buddy loves da luscious smoochy lips on yer trimmer-chested girlfriend even more than he desires bountiful baby-feeders, or
(3) you delight in da giggly effusively-affectionate nature of da other guy's better half, whereas he druthers da more reserved and laid-back demeanor of yer own placid-faced cutie.
Fan-fiction adventure for da "Six Million Dollar Man" episode of "The Lost Island", which involved da gentle-faced half-alien DaNay's setting sail for a medical-research center on a neighboring island to trade a bag of pearls for a newly-formulated immune-system medicine for her people: her four best alien-race gentleman-friends --- fiance Torg, sex-stud Arta, cuddly Riga, and footrub-obsessed Zandor --- quickly became lonesome and horny without DaNay's slender soft-skinned self to savor with their hands, lips, and cocks, and so they paddled across da ocean themselves in a large native canoe to both rejoin her and ask whether she'd been successful in her mission (happily, she had --- as stated in da original episode, in fact, da caring researchers even let her keep da pearls, opting instead to have several of their scientists accompany DaNay back to her island and supervise da medicine-dosing, and thus observe how well it worked). While there, DaNay's three other friends acquired adorable fiancees of their own; after a magical night of group-lovemaking, however, Riga and Zandor realized dat their two selected hot chicks --- a curvy velvet-fleshed extra-buxom tomboy with large shapely feet, and a beamingly-bubbly firm-bodied huggy gal, respectively --- were actually much better suited to each other, and so da four of them agreed to "swap sweeties"; all eight of said happy lovers still fully "shared each other", however, in both affection and intimacy.
swap sweeties by QuacksO July 19, 2026
these letters stand for the word movement
wat's the M.O for 2day?
M.O by JEMIKA July 30, 2006

farnsley middle school 

DON'T GO HERE!!!!
It's in Louisville, Kentucky on cane run road down Dixie hwy... COME SHOOT IT UP. Farnsley middle school

Pennsylvanian Dumbbell 

The act of taking an object, like a banana or a pole, up one's ass, then having someone else put it in their ass from the other end. Thus resembling a dumbbell.
Nancy was bored with the usual sexual routines, so her and I used a metal rod to make a Pennsylvanian Dumbbell.
Pennsylvanian Dumbbell by TL Smash December 17, 2007
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