twitapated
twitapated by 2000Cbr929 August 20, 2019
Urban Dictionary
Doot
Jane--- Brad tried to doot me last night but I distracted him by giving him a Cheese-IT that was hiding under my pillow. He removed the Easter bunny head and ate it.
Doot by PapaDiddyPop April 23, 2022
x-axis gun
By executing physical science's right-hand rule, point the x-axis direction pointer finger at the target and motion trigger-pulling my moving the third, fourth, and fifth fingers (the y-axis direction) while making gun noises with your mouth
The problem required finding the direction that the magnetic force pointed in which was difficult; therefore Sir Isaac Newton took his frustration out on the problem by shooting it with his x-axis gun.
x-axis gun by juking January 14, 2015
Super Straight
Today I came out as Super Straight to my friends, thankfully they were all openly accepting of my sexuality.
Super Straight by Truly Equal To All March 6, 2021
There's nothing we can do
Example
A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!
Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...
*Amour plastique starts playing*
A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!
Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...
*Amour plastique starts playing*
There's nothing we can do by I'm Literally Ryan Gosling bro September 29, 2023
Mishie
When the sun needs some warmth, it turns to Mishie.
When the moon feels a little moody, it talks to Mishie.
When the stars can't twinkle enough, they remember Mishie's eyes.
Hearing her laugh can make your year.
She's a sacred secret of the universe that you might see, hear, and listen to, but only a few lucky ones get to know the secret for real.
She's a goddess of the goddesses. The wisdom of Saraswati, the abundance of Lakshmi, and the righteousness of Durga. Bow down to her.
When the moon feels a little moody, it talks to Mishie.
When the stars can't twinkle enough, they remember Mishie's eyes.
Hearing her laugh can make your year.
She's a sacred secret of the universe that you might see, hear, and listen to, but only a few lucky ones get to know the secret for real.
She's a goddess of the goddesses. The wisdom of Saraswati, the abundance of Lakshmi, and the righteousness of Durga. Bow down to her.
Mishie by Nightnightyou February 24, 2023