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I am whiser meaning: you are an ugly person
whiser by nangatuli'g ilong June 20, 2022

meet patel 

He is Indian but lives In the United States. He is in 6th grade. He is a noob at everything. He trys to get girls , but sadly he can't.
My mom is a meet patel.
meet patel by Meet patel is your mom. November 27, 2017

Ridgewood 

All i can say is that they are wannabee 'ganstas'... well for them they would say its correctly spelt 'gangsters'. Here in Glen Rock, Fair Lawn, and Wycoff. And Glen Rock football is amazing unlike Ridgewoods. Stuck up snobs that are teacher suck ups that try to be cool and popular but thats not happening! I've once went to there school, I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT. They have a so called good pool, But really its a dirty lake. If your from ridgewood, dont lie so that you can brag!
Visitor: I want to go to a pool. A clean nice pool. Is there any around?

Ridgewood person: OH! We have... A great pool! Clear water and many life guards!

Visitor: GREAT. Ill go now!

Visitor after ridgewood pool: I THINK IM SICK BECAUSE OF THAT DIRTY POOL! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIEND AND WENT TO THE GLEN ROCK POOL. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THAT AMAZING POOL.'COUGH,COUGH!' 'PUKE!
Ridgewood by HATERS OF RW January 26, 2011
Old smelly black lady.
Look at that jinjardi. look at that old smelly black lady
Jinjardi by comadorAFRICA January 28, 2013
An absolute bed potato and vampire never leaves their bed or room and keeps the blinds down all day.
Deanne is a filthy potato
Deanne by PussyWhacker69 September 22, 2020

Octo-cunnilingus 

Inspired by the erotic painting The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, it is the act of oral pleasure performed upon a woman's genitalia by a cephalopod. Commonly performed in Eastern Asia, though has spread to certain sex clubs in Western Europe.
The octo-cunnilingus was quite pleasurable for his wife, but it left the octopus confused about exactly what it meant for their relationship.
Octo-cunnilingus by tarido August 5, 2010
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