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mishie
mishie
A 19-21 year old man serving a mission for the Morg. He is not allowed to ever be out of the sight of his companion or to use his first name -- he must be called Elder (yes, I know he's only 19, strange huh.) He is not allowed to speak with his family or friends for the entire 2 years of his mission, although rumour has it that the Morg has lightened up their cult indoctrination practices and now allow the mishies to call home on xmas and mother's day.
He spends most of the time on his mission trying to sell the mormon religion to strangers. This is increasingly hard to do due to the fact that the internet has made the truth about mormonism so easy to discover. When he is not trying to find people to baptise into his cult and get them to pay 10-15% of their income to the Morg, he is trying to find a few moments of privacy from his companion. Why? Hey, you try going 2 years without sex OR whacking off, and you'll understand.
He spends most of the time on his mission trying to sell the mormon religion to strangers. This is increasingly hard to do due to the fact that the internet has made the truth about mormonism so easy to discover. When he is not trying to find people to baptise into his cult and get them to pay 10-15% of their income to the Morg, he is trying to find a few moments of privacy from his companion. Why? Hey, you try going 2 years without sex OR whacking off, and you'll understand.
Mishie
When the sun needs some warmth, it turns to Mishie.
When the moon feels a little moody, it talks to Mishie.
When the stars can't twinkle enough, they remember Mishie's eyes.
Hearing her laugh can make your year.
She's a sacred secret of the universe that you might see, hear, and listen to, but only a few lucky ones get to know the secret for real.
She's a goddess of the goddesses. The wisdom of Saraswati, the abundance of Lakshmi, and the righteousness of Durga. Bow down to her.
When the moon feels a little moody, it talks to Mishie.
When the stars can't twinkle enough, they remember Mishie's eyes.
Hearing her laugh can make your year.
She's a sacred secret of the universe that you might see, hear, and listen to, but only a few lucky ones get to know the secret for real.
She's a goddess of the goddesses. The wisdom of Saraswati, the abundance of Lakshmi, and the righteousness of Durga. Bow down to her.
Mishie by Nightnightyou February 24, 2023
Mishter
Miskie
Miskie by Sally From The Valley October 7, 2020
Do yourself a mischief
A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.
Popular in Australia.
Popular in Australia.
Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.
Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief
Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief
Do yourself a mischief by Eug_2000 June 10, 2013
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