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redonkulous 

A variation of "ridiculous" that plays on the substitution of the "dick" part of the word being replaced by "donk". "Donk" refers to donkeys and thereby jackasses, so the switching is essentially "ass" instead of "dick". Usually used as a more directed attack than "ridiculous". Also used often when relating to a person who is a "jackass" with reference to the movie Happy Gilmore. Variations of "jackass" include "donk", so when the context is such that ridiculous activity and golf are combined thus is "redonkulous" formed.
You're never gonna make that putt, ya jackass!
Oh my god! You made it! That is redonkulous!
redonkulous by thelarryarms April 11, 2009
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In return for going out of your way or just being a good person, payment of oral sex.
Jee, Thanks alot for the drive home

Pay Up!!

Pay Up by foug March 25, 2003
someone who lives in and/supports SUNDERLAND
they are such a macum
macum by Wolfbane October 1, 2003

curve hoe 

It's kind of like a ratchet hoe but not as ratchet.. kind of a classy hoe. It's like a fancy prostitute but they don't get paid. Mostly girls with big butts.
"Yo! did you hear Tyler called some girl a curve hoe?"
"yeah, he told me… thats fucked up."
curve hoe by yo_ttraw November 23, 2013

nietzsche 

A philosopher who has never had a decent critique written of him, yet is still excluded, due to his opposition to Christianity, democracy, socialism, utilitarianism and other stupid theories.
Critiques of Nietzsche never get any better than the bollocks you see above
nietzsche by Professor January 10, 2004
"The Shit" (in a good way)

The be all, end all.

The absolute best.

Top of the the line.

Incredible
That boy thinks he's the Shiz.

That <product> is just The Shiz!

shiz by GandalfRat May 30, 2006

crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!
crispy benjamin by jahdsk August 13, 2007