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race condition 

the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.
race condition by EngHossam March 15, 2019
Someone who goes fishing only to catch food and not for the sport.

Used derisively by sport fishermen.
"That guy hasn't put anything back all day. What a meater."
meater by Andrew July 2, 2004

Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day
Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
Milkshit Monday by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011

malapropist 

adjective ; Used to describe a person who frequently makes malapropisms. Someone can be reffered to as a malapropist when making malapropisms becomes habit, or common practice for an individual.
Characters Kath, Kim and Sharon from Australian comedy show "Kath & Kim" can be described accurately as Malapropists.
"That woman said the wrong word again, what a malapropist"
malapropist by Emma "Billie Jo" March 28, 2007
Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.
(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"
Floor by Marko November 11, 2004

Reject becoming a Furry Day 

This happens before ''Become a Furry Day'' Where you reject becoming into a furry (unless you want to).
''JOIN REJECT BECOMING A FURRY DAY, WE WANT TO STAY AS A HUMAN.''
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