Alex <3

alex is a sweet and loving guy. he will light up anyones day and tries his best to be your best friend even if you are miles apart. he is funny as hell and makes me smile even with anything as simple as a snapchat notification or a message. hes very pretty and most definitely written by a woman. he has the best music taste and always will check in on you on your rough days. alex is adorable and sweet and has the best genes and it the most gorgeous and beautiful writer i have ever met. i love you alex <3

"hes such an Alex <3"

Alex <3 by verklempt_ January 16, 2022

Thumb Bang

Thrusting your thumb in and out of a vagina as you would your penis.

I gave her a thumb bang in the back seat of the taxi.

Thumb Bang by Jimmy Dildo August 4, 2008

snik

a body of water that grass grows on and rocks can float on (also normally has a 3-4 inch thick layer of foam on top)

the rock was thrown onto the snik and it landed with a thuddddddddddddddd

snik by cabachigamer May 12, 2022

Brum Brum Snake

This is a word used to refer to people with the last name Prum who speak like a female version of snake from the simpsons.

Ay Brum Brum Snake, whats crackin in the sheazy

Brum Brum Snake by Micheal Hunt July 27, 2004

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

Blumpkin Pie by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

sofacrat

a bureaucrat/civil servant who issues executive orders, but with the best political, social, economic and health interests of the population at heart

since Sofia is the ancient greek term for wisdom, and my mom is a social worker who cares about her flock, I can call her a sofacrat, no?

sofacrat by Uncle Dimma March 1, 2015

comcast

1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services

1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.

comcast by awex January 6, 2004

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