speedo

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

speedo by Ashoka July 12, 2006

F.I.B

Friendly Illinois Buddies. For crying out loud those FIBS aren't that bad. At least they know how to drive unlike the wisconsinites who drive like their freaking grandmas, stopping every minute to say hi to someone you know. We get it your friendly. Do you ever wonder why we drive so aggressively. Maybe it's because we have somewhere to be and because WE CAN. Get over it people from wisconsin, Illinois is the better state, better drivers, better pizza, but not better football GO PACK. Maybe you should drive faster eh?!

person 1: did you see that F.I.B over der
person2: Finally someone who knows how to drive
person 1: You're tellin me

F.I.B by The only red school bus September 29, 2020

Antonella

An Italian name for a beautiful, trust worthy girl. Antonella will never let you down, and will always keep the party pumped. An Antonella is great to have around at all time because she will always make you smile!

The party never died because Antonella never left.

Antonella by adoble January 27, 2009

Relentless Eater

fat person

Yo Stewart look at that big a** relentless eater over there.

Relentless Eater by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

@gorevow

@gorevow is the best person on the internet. talking to them is the highlight of your day, the person that brings change into your life for the better. they are very important and just seeing their videos or their kind, funny words can put a smile on anyone’s face.

i love @gorevow.

@gorevow by nushy🫶 June 21, 2022

preyton

A beautiful man who is beautifully perfect in all of the right ways. He can’t be even more perfect. He doesn’t like to play DMZ with JD because he is trash, but is forced to.

Oh look! It’s Preyton! My god and idol!

preyton by BigWillyStroker November 21, 2023

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

Thong Speed by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

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