june 1

National fuck a red head day... because why not. You know what they say.... red on the head, fire in the bed.

Ryan: dude you'll never guess who I ran into today. She was the sexiest red head I've ever seen.

Matt: hey man, you do know what today is right?

Ryan: no what is it? It's June 1st.

Matt: it's national fuck a red head day... better get on it.

june 1 by Wiseman001 June 24, 2017

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Jordan

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.

Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy

Jordan by anonymous September 15, 2020

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joe biden won

he won 2020 election

joe biden won 2020 election

joe biden won by wa_cool November 7, 2020

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making sandcastles

When someone takes a shit on a vagina then pushes it inside with their fingers.

I'm tired today because I was up late making sandcastles.

making sandcastles by Jasehole and William Cocksmith November 2, 2011

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Aquaplegic

Describing someone of African descent. People of color usually lack the ability to swim. Please Refer to non-swimmer

Damn Aquaplegic in his taxi Cut me off this morning.

Aquaplegic by South African Motorist September 29, 2010

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nigger

someone whos black like a monkey that everyone's hates A.K.A niggers

i hate them damn niggers

nigger by ihateblackmonkeysYEEHA December 28, 2021

bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

bexting by midget85742 October 18, 2008

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