Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

Jerk a quicky by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

Turd Ferguson by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005

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Bunnygrunt

A sexual situation in which the male holds onto a woman's ears and ejaculates into her hair while emitting a sound similar to the moan of a rabbit. Can be used as a verb, noun, or expletive.

Kevin bunnygrunted his girlfriend, taking care to draw out his rabbit moan as long as possible.

Dylan finished the bunnygrunt before going out for some tacos.

"What the bunnygrunt was that?"

Bunnygrunt by dcole May 7, 2010

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Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"

Schwag Muck by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 3, 2013