american apparel

a store that sells ugly clothes for pretentious douchebags

american apparel has just released the shiny leather pink disco top: for men!

american apparel by Murkathos the Sea Serpent August 21, 2008

Dick Mizer

An individual presented by another dickhead who competes to obtain the highest standard of sarcasm and dicklitude.

Marc being the Dick Mizer that he is, called Mechelle back right after she hung up on him and as soon as she answered her phone he called her a dicklopediac and immediately hung up on her.

Dick Mizer by Mechelle Baker December 16, 2008

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reakder

The best badass dancer in the universe.

Dang, she’s da reakder!!

reakder by DCinKC February 3, 2022

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lesbitarian

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

lesbitarian by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010

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Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

Jared by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022