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Lobster slime 

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime
Lobster slime by Hookey69 February 6, 2020

Moondoor 

To get rid of someone forever, especially if they hurt you, wronged you, or you just don't like them. Derived from Game of Thrones.
"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"
Moondoor by Southernbelle June 6, 2014

American Idol - CNN 

There was an article on CNN about Jennifer Hudson's family being killed and it had the nerve to say "Jennifer Hudson's rise to fame came the old-fashioned way: through talent, hard work and a close-knit family". No offense, she suffered an awful tragedy. But when the EFF did AI become the "old-fashioned" way? It is the usual, SUCKY American handspring to fame with NONE of the work. And who are the 'tards at CNN?
American Idol - CNN by tray117 April 5, 2009

Daddy Love

1) Clarifying the difference in love from a Father to mother as opposed to children to the mother.

2) Sex from or with a sugar daddy.

sugar daddy
1) When explaining how he loves ma in a different way than his son Jimmy, Paul said “he has ‘daddy love’. It’s a whole nother spectrum son.”
2) “I heard Jessica got some daddy love last night?”
“Gotta pay that tuition.”
Daddy Love by JakesBlues December 14, 2018

bleath targ 

The word describing people who appear so alien that they couldn’t possibly have come from earth
Mark Zuckerberg really looks like a bleath targ
Exceptionally small, isolated city in Western Australia.

Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.

Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.

For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.

Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.

Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.

The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".

Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.

Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Ay cunt, give me ya fuckin' wallet! You want me to bust ya hole, cunt?

"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"

Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
perth by mullet56 June 11, 2006
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