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cocooning 

Is like spooning, but when the little spoon is so small that they are totally wrapped and enveloped in their larger partners special hug that they appear to actually be in a cocoon.
She was so well covered in his flesh when spooning last night, she was actually cocooning.

Did you see that cute chick emerge from that hug?

That was not hugging, that was cocooning, and she was the butterfly.
cocooning by London Plank December 27, 2010

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.
Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?
wanna loaf? by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019
best counterstrike player to ever hit 1.6.
Roma owns everyone in this game!
roma by altimaticalzatimo October 15, 2008
Someone who quibbles incessantly and is unable to accept their fate. Will often resort to underhanded, dishonorable, and downright childish ploys to avoid the natural consequences of their actions.
Did you hear he was trying to get out of his nickname by making up some ridiculous lie? Typical Tinto.
Tinto by Mrface69 May 28, 2024

Canford School 

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.

tore a burger 

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.
Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!
tore a burger by AJKazooie August 25, 2019
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