Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.

Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.

Tricky Dick Douche by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023

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Shmingit

An very very very very dumb person.

Bruh, Roman get your Shmingit ahh out my face

Shmingit by Paul_bruvwy September 29, 2023

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Pussy Bills

When a man spends most of his money on young women, the money used is called "Pussy Bills".

"I had this good thang goin wit ol' girl, but I ran out of Pussy Bills so she left me."

Pussy Bills by akathezebra August 2, 2012

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BOlogne

The smell you get when a person with bad BO uses cologne. The two smells mix together and you get BOlogne

That fat guy with TTS (TST) has the worst BO. What's worse, he puts on a shitload of cologne so all you smell when you walk in to the room is BOlogne.

BOlogne by Simon Chuck May 18, 2011