Dike Dude

A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.

Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.

Dike Dude by Jon The Monkey King. March 1, 2009

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Olajide

A form strong black male, kind, intelligent and smart, he’s every woman’s dream guy. His knowledge of how to handle a woman in the bedroom adheres many of them to him, did I mention he’s also a rich techy guy?

I need am Olajide in my life

Olajide by Ibspot January 31, 2020

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spicy noodle

A small Mexican dick

Juan put his spicy noodle in her mouth.

spicy noodle by d woodro February 17, 2017

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zarf

To zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarrassing way. It's a neologism created by writer/performer M. C. Brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of Zarf on "All My Children". The antonym of grok.

Dude, when I said I liked metal, I meant Metallica, not Stryper. You totally Zarfed me.

zarf by Adam MacLeish January 28, 2007