Masturbating for an elongated period of time, building up your semen, finally releasing your massive load, and being left so tired you instantly knocked out.

Only slightly offensive but considered a light-hearted name for someone who doesn't deserve more harsher titles like F*cktard or F*ckwit. Can be used with good friends as a matter of course or as pet name for a colleague.

Slang for children; typically African-American, but sometimes white Southerners in the US

D.O.B- March 2000
Age- 18
Gender- Male
Amount of friends- 14
Amount of family- 0.5
Positive- can stay up for 2/3 days
Negative- nearly obese

according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?