Jebeebus

Stops you from leaving your house, like a tracking device

Tom can't leave the house because of Jebeebus

Jebeebus by Jack1223 November 12, 2020

Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

Betty white is soooo hot I just want to make out with her

The absolute, most perfect person to exist.

The new word for chud - If someone is a fat loser chud then they are a Paul

“Yo look at that fat fucking chud!”
-“oh you mean Paul?”
“yea that guy”

Paul by Nate's Bitch March 20, 2026

A woman everyone uses. A cum dumpster.

Just call Jenny, she’s a total Merl

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

jizzy by the snowmen November 7, 2008